Dark Star:

The Unauthorized Conan O'Brien Biography

He’s entertained millions on late-night television and his iPod broadcast (also known as a “podcast.")
But what do we really know about Conan O’Brien? The truth will shock, titillate, and enrage you.
In this exclusive excerpt from the forthcoming tell-all, previously unearthed testimonials, forensic evidence, and industry “scuttlebutt” finally reveal the trail of destruction left in the wake of O’Brien’s unnatural 6-foot 4-inch frame.
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ABOUT THE AUTHOR

Chet Dirtwell has been uncovering celebrity filth for over thirty years, through dogged investigative journalism and controversial methods. He was a Journalists International Society Member (JISM) from 2006 to 2012 (currently disbarred; appeal pending). Mr. Dirtwell was also a recipient of the prestigious Wolf Badge, the highest rank awarded to Cub Scouts prior to reaching Webelo level. Chet Dirtwell has been uncovering celebrity filth for three decades through his dogged investigative journalism and controversial methods. He was a Journalism International Society Member (JISM) from 1996 to 2002 (currently disbarred; appeal pending). Zine ZMr. Dirtwell was also a recipient of the prestigious Wolf Badge, the highest rank awarded to Cub Scouts prior to reaching Webelo level.


Chet Dirtwell

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**THIS IS ALL A SILLY JOKE. WE LOVE CONAN O'BRIEN! ANY RESEMBLANCE TO ACTUAL CONAN O'BRIEN IS PURELY COINCIDENTAL AND HIGHLY UNLIKELY.